*aN iNtErViEw w/NiCk ViNcEnT Of 7FM*
By Lex Evans
Posted March 1999 in Through Squishy Eyes online zine

Name:
Chuck Berry

Weight:
92 lbs.

Age:
23

Hair Color:
red

Eye Color:
green & sometimes red

What do u lyk 2 do on the weekends?
Jumping jacks

What do you like 2 do on the weekdaze?
More jumping jacks

Where on yer body do u have buffness?
Nowhere

If u were a Furby, what color would u be?
I dunno what that is

Do u noe who Britney Spears is?
Yeah

What do u think of her?
I want her 4 X-Mas

If u could b someone’s intern, who’s would u be?
Marlene’s

Who’s cooler, Rob Zombie or Marilyn Manson?
Lead singer of Weezer

Fave bands:
Jackson 5, Propagandhi, NOFX

If u could kill n/e1 in tha whole world & get away w/it, who would it b?
I wouldn’t

R u a whore or a pimp?
Whore

When’s yer b-day?
Feb 30th, no, sorry wait, June 25

What instrument do u play & do u play w/yer hands or feet?
Guitar, w/my 3rd hand

Last concert:
Lagwagon

Do u have girlfriend?
I don’t believe in the existence of girls

Last movie u saw?
I don’t remember cuz movies r 2 expensive & they suck

Shoe size:
I dunno

What would u do if Christine came in2 yer room w/whipped cream & a bowl of strawberries?
Smile @ least

If u were a superhero, who would u b?
Storm

Boxers/briefs/women’s panties?
Women’s panties

If u were stuck w/3 CD’s only, what would they b?
all Billy Joel

Words u say 2 much:
ok, yeah

Fave 7 Seven Foot Midget song:
Idiotic Patriotic

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