What is your full name?
Nick "SMALL PEE-PEE" Whalen

When is your birthday?
81/18/10

How long has 7'Midget been around?
1 year and 48 weeks

Where did you get the idea for the name?
Jay is very imaginative.

Were there any founding members who left?
7 Foot Midget has always been the same.

When and where was the first show you played at?
Effy's birthday party

If MTV were to make an Ultrasound about your life, what would its theme song be?
They would never waste the time and money to do an Ultrasound on me!

What is your favorite 7'Midget song to perform?
Dead Beat Dad

What bands are influential to your music?
NOFX. No Use For a Name, Lagwagon

Describe a typical show.
We play, we suck, we get naked, then play and suck.

Which two celebrities would you pair up for a "Celebrity Deathmatch?"
Jesus vs. Nick Vincent

What was the last CD you bought?
Sublime-40 oz. To Freedom

What was the last CD you listened to?
Offspring-self titled

What advice do you have for people trying to get a band together?
Don't be dickheads.

How was 7'Midget put together?
(Me + Nick V.) + (Jay + Jonn) = 7 Foot

If you could bring 10 things/ppl with you on a desert island, what would they be?
Why would I go to a desert island?

What band/group/artist do you feel is getting more hype than they're worth?
Offspring

Which Nick wore the rooster g-string and endured the, "Nice cock, Nick!" comments?
That would be me.

Trapped on a desert island w/your bandmates...who do you eat first?
Jay, cause he's the cutest.

When you read or hear interviews, what is the most redundant question?
Name, birthday.

If you had a million bucks at a celebrity auction, what would you buy?
Ron Jeremy

You know the drill, gene...lamp...3 wishes...
1) 1000 more lamps
2) a longer dong...3 inches just won't cut it anymore
3) I don't know what else I could possibly want...Maybe I'll just get a couple more lamps.

If you could be remembered by one sentence you've ever said, what would it be?
It's not the size that counts.

(Bad timing) If you could kill one person and get away with it, who would it be, how, and why?
I'd love to kill this girl named Alee, cause she's VERY annoying. I'd make her choke on her very own lies. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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